tohtoro:

If you treat me like I’m second best to everyone else, you can get fucked and be on your own.

cumberddict:

Martin being an ass and Benedict saving the day, aw.

editorialhedgehog:

brainlessandbackwards:

brainlessandbackwards:

Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore

#wrath of Pluto

Actually, Pluto was the Roman’s name for Hades. They named a planet after a god of the dead then revoked its planetary status and thought everything would be okay. You fools

codykru:

everyone’s middle name should be motherfuckin

galaxys4:

[on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah

daintyyetdangerous:

babylon suspended garden light fixture by studio O/I

yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

• I will stick my cold hands all over your body
• I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
• I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
• nuzzling???
• I will be smiling the whole time
• you’re warm and I’m not
• let me leech your heat
• please