Some hard stars already yellow the heavens

bookishintervention:

clannyphantom:

lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”

The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.
(via lionwithphotoshop)

Kim Pine hates everybody… including you.

ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
Zeus: toO LaTE
electuricsoul:

hxlxgram:

the more you look at it the more things move


Obsessed with this movie

electuricsoul:

hxlxgram:

the more you look at it the more things move

Obsessed with this movie

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

nevillellongbottom:

So apparently feminism is a hate movement. I’m sorry I don’t remember any feminists going on any shooting sprees because they were rejected by men or sending death and rape threats to blogger who pointed out sexism in video games.

zainmaliks:

loot at how cute my outfit was today 

swagbat:

this is so important to remember

swagbat:

this is so important to remember

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
If we can’t write diversity into sci-fi, then what’s the point? You don’t create new worlds to give them all the same limits of the old ones.

Jane Espenson (from interview with Advocate.com)\

I dunno how many which ways this needs to be said

(via aragingquiet)

ughlesbian:

xo