Some hard stars already yellow the heavens

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

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egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.
(via cokeinaglassbottle)

yoladni:

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

nerdy-trans-girl:

Okay guys lets get this stuff unpacked.  Karen’s stuff…Some supplies…Karen…

nerdy-trans-girl:

Okay guys lets get this stuff unpacked.  
Karen’s stuff…Some supplies…Karen…

ruinsofgallifrey:

geeko-spfx:

deletedthesun:

geeko-spfx:

my life before i turned 18:

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my life after i turned 18:

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Um, the legal drinking age is 21

Um, i live in the uk?

americans

inhaftiert:

so so much

inhaftiert:

so so much