If you treat me like I’m second best to everyone else, you can get fucked and be on your own.
Martin being an ass and Benedict saving the day, aw.
Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore
#wrath of Pluto
Actually, Pluto was the Roman’s name for Hades. They named a planet after a god of the dead then revoked its planetary status and thought everything would be okay. You fools
everyone’s middle name should be motherfuckin
[on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah
|—||Elvis Presley (via lexislalaland)|
reasons to let me cuddle you:
- I will stick my cold hands all over your body
- I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
- I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
- I will be smiling the whole time
- you’re warm and I’m not
- let me leech your heat